Project Gutenberg 2016-10-01 Public domain in the USA. 229 Farrow, G. E. (George Edward) 1862 1919 Farrow, George Edward Hassall, John 1868 1948 Absurd Ditties Produced by David Edwards, readbueno and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from scanned images of public domain material from the Google Books project.) "Absurd Ditties" by G. E. Farrow is a collection of humorous poetry written in the early 20th century. The poems chronicle a variety of whimsical tales filled with absurdity, featuring diverse characters like judges, socialists, and even playful animals, each story revealing the oddities of life through clever verses and lighthearted narratives. The opening of "Absurd Ditties" introduces various characters in whimsical scenarios, beginning with Mr. Justice Dear, who lamentably realizes that he has not had any criminal cases to adjudicate, resulting in his house being robbed amidst an amusing conversation with burglars. Following him, Mr. Brown reflects on how his wealth has changed his fortunes, tragically leading to his demise in a stuck elevator. Each poem explores ludicrous situations, blending humor with insightful commentary, setting the tone for a light yet engaging collection that celebrates the absurdities of life. (This is an automatically generated summary.) Reading ease score: 80.8 (6th grade). Easy to read. en English wit and humor Humorous poetry, English PR Text Category: Poetry Category: Humour 283543 2025-07-21T08:29:23.377745 text/html 282003 2024-10-23T01:11:52 text/html 3817169 2025-07-21T08:29:32.581143 application/epub+zip 3816667 2025-07-21T08:29:24.954724 application/epub+zip 177220 2025-07-21T08:29:24.127683 application/epub+zip 3893023 2025-07-21T08:29:36.775134 application/x-mobipocket-ebook 3856629 2025-07-21T08:29:31.641207 application/x-mobipocket-ebook 228346 2022-09-24T06:26:32.768506 application/x-mobipocket-ebook 195737 2025-07-21T08:29:21.850788 text/plain; charset=us-ascii 175871 2024-10-23T01:11:52 text/plain; charset=us-ascii 17395 2025-07-21T08:29:36.924124 application/rdf+xml 18680 2025-07-21T08:29:24.251692 image/jpeg 2818 2025-07-21T08:29:24.189710 image/jpeg 3872081 2025-07-21T08:29:23.601747 application/octet-stream application/zip Archives containing the RDF files for *all* our books can be downloaded at https://book.klll.cc/wiki/Gutenberg:Feeds#The_Complete_Project_Gutenberg_Catalog en.wikipedia en.wikipedia